My bedroom is a battle field. If you have more than two legs, wings, or a creepily long body, be warned. My victories are swift, often painless, and always vastly amusing. I don’t remember how it started, but I’ve developed this skill of catching bugs with clear packing tape. The process is simple.
- See bug
- PANIC – add verbal confirmation of invasion if company is present
- Run away from invader
- Pick up tape, rip piece off
- Aim to place tape over offender
- Repeat until successful
- Fold tape in half to cover prisoner
- Toss in trash
In the event that tape does not work, there is always the choice of a flip flop or sneaker. That is a last resort tactic, as I do not like having smeared bug guts on my walls or floor. And I loathe cleaning those smears even more than making them. There has been a moth smeared on my ceiling for well over a year, just for the fact that I can’t bring myself to wipe it up.
- A spider has been taped to my wall for weeks because it wouldn’t leave that awkward crease between wall and ceiling. And then it refused to suffocate.
- Giant black ants taped: At least ten.
- Styrr screamed once when I spotted a wasp. He ran out of the room, leaving me to fend for myself.
- A spider came flying out of a blanket I was working on. I chased that sucker for ten minutes before finally grabbing my sneaker.
- Once I caught a centipede on steroids. I almost threw up, after it almost touched my foot.
- I had a giant black ant taped to my floor for a few days because I couldn’t get the tape back up.
- Devaw once watched me chase a spider (while I screamed incoherently) until it fell off my wall and scurried behind my bed.
- This post is making me realize just how many spiders get into my room.
Comments on: "Tape and bugs." (2)
As a totally unreasonable arachniphobe (totes spelled that wrong), this post made me cringe!!! But like, seriously – GENIUS with that tape idea! I must grow balls and try it sometime.
It’s a little scary. Especially when the target moves just as you’re about to strike! I’ve had several occasions where I almost touch the damn things.